Insurance.

Meet the claims adjuster: the unsung hero who steps in when life decides to kick you in the a$$.

Car accidents

burst pipes

rogue raccoons in the attic—

whatever chaos has hit, they’re the ones sorting through the mess to figure out how much cash you’re getting to fix it.

Armed with a clipboard, a calculator, and the patience of a F*ckin’ saint, they’ll navigate the fine print of policies so you don’t have to.

Sure… they’ve heard every excuse in the book (“The tree just fell... by itself, I swear!”), but they’ll still get you squared away with a check and maybe even a little sympathy for your weirdly specific disaster.